do you even think about how cartoons have to record their own sound effects
(via little-polka)
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
(via foxxygrandppa)
MEN FUCKING SUCK OK but u got ryan now and it’s cute as hellIn 7th grade some asshole asked me out just to tell me he was breaking up with me after he turned in a circle in his goddamn chair.
aww thanks this is how I feel p much all the time now

(Source: mushr00m-cloud, via kawaiiraddish)
IF YOU DIDN’T THINK LORD FARQUAAD FROM SHREK WAS THE CREEPIEST THING YOU’VE EVER SEEN YOU’RE LYING TO YOURSELF
LORD FARQUAAD MORE LIKE LORD WHATTHEFUCKWHYWOULDTHEANIMATORSTHINKTHISISOKAYFORAKIDSMOVIEJESUS
(via itsagleefulday)

laUGHS AT YOUR PAIN REESE
my hands slipped
it’s transparent btw…
and we almost forgot his butt
I’M SCREAMING
(via crisscrisis)