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heckboy:

do you even think about how cartoons have to record their own sound effects

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ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

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sherlawkward:

jensensations:

care to try some Old Sport, old sport?

OH MY GOD I JUST SPIT EVERYWHERE

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little-polka:

In 7th grade some asshole asked me out just to tell me he was breaking up with me after he turned in a circle in his goddamn chair.
MEN FUCKING SUCK OK but u got ryan now and it’s cute as hell

aww thanks this is how I feel p much all the time now

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when your best friend is called up for an award or some shit..

sodamnrelatable:

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youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:

I choked on my water.

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danielhoe:

IF YOU DIDN’T THINK LORD FARQUAAD FROM SHREK WAS THE CREEPIEST THING YOU’VE EVER SEEN YOU’RE LYING TO YOURSELF

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LORD FARQUAAD MORE LIKE LORD WHATTHEFUCKWHYWOULDTHEANIMATORSTHINKTHISISOKAYFORAKIDSMOVIEJESUS

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robiningravens:

samapitongzabala:

ceshira:

samapitongzabala:

phoebux:

tetrastructuralmind:

tetrastructuralmind:

fierce

wHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES AGAIN NO

laUGHS AT YOUR PAIN REESE

my hands slipped

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it’s transparent btw

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and we almost forgot his butt

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I’M SCREAMING

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